About Us

We are the Good Fountain Sealers. We seal Dark Fountains and oppose the Evil Fountain Openers

We are inclusive

The EFO would like you to believe we are uninclusive because of rule 4 "NO EVIL FOUNTAIN OPENERS". This is a silly argument because they are evil. We don't call it discrimination when criminals are put in prison, or when a workplace does a criminal background check. The same logic applies here.

We support free speech

Yes, the EFO website says they support free speech, but they fail to mention that we also support free speech.

Why you should join us

Here are some reasons to join us:

We have the fluffy boi, Ralsei
We have a good community
Our dental plan is better
We are inclusive of LGBTQ
Our website is cooler
We have Temmie (or at least a Temmie, there's multiple of them).
You can be a hero

Here are some reasons not to join out enemies:

They are evil
They don't like Ralsei

If you want to join us, go to r/GoodFountainSealers

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